Wednesday, August 13, 2008 ; 3:31 PM
TWO FIVE :D
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Everybody felt irritated by the spamming of our blog in the chat box. Even I felt fed-up with it sometimes.But today, I'm going to tell you all the true story of whatt really happened.
One day, in a land far, far away, there live a boy who felt very bored. He decided to do a prank to his friends. So, he cried "WOLF"!!!!. His friends came and found out that there were no wolves around. Then he said "HAHAHAHA!!!! U HAVE JUST BEEN PUNK'D!!!!".
So his friends left him with a warning not to do it again.
Next morning, he felt bored again.(What type of life does he had sia.....everytime bored.....crazy apek!!)
He decided to cry "WOLF". Than, his friends came to help him. Again, they were tricked by him. Their eyes were glowing with fury. What type of friend will keep tricking them?(Eh apek, stop it lah!!! Get a life, buy Gatsby....)
As the great ball of inferno rises through the horizon, and dawn was approaching, our dear little friend(a.k.a. apek sesat takde kerja lain) walks through a gate of blooming flowers , and A dew, drop from the leaves of a mango tree, onto his spiky-like-teo-wei-yang's-head. Unexpectedly and strangely, the dew gave him an inspiration to repeat his deeds.
"Wolf!Wolf!Help!" His friends came again with parang, M-16 rifle, PDS rifle, spade and spoon along with a special V.I.P.( Very Important Peranakan), our very own hiphop dancer, the one who lose control upon hearing music, REKK!!!
Instead of walking, she dance her way, hip hop-ingly towards the boy and scold him like a mad professor.
Do not ever do this again!!! @#$%!!! &%$#@!!!!! Or else.......
Suddenly and unknowingly, intense music came back from the background and she dance her way out of the scene. The boy, then apologise to his friends and then his friends sang...
ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE....
ITS TOO LAAATTTEE......
And since his friends are all girls, he sang....
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL its true,
and the girls were appauled by his singing(wahh...so talented...can join talent quest...)
so they said "Today we give u chance...but next time, if you do again, you will go on a date with me.
And he replied, "Okay....any time u want!"
Actually, getting straight to the point, I, Muhammad Asyraf Bin Rosli, hereby declare that i am the one who spam the blog by using the name "UR fATHER".
I sincerely apologise, from the bottom of my heart, as it beats and pumps blood to the rest of my body, providing me oxygen and other necessities, thus I will say this.....
WHO NOT HAPPY CAN SETTLE WITH ME IN SCHOOL.
10.20A.M -10.55A.M, I'M FREE.
The boy in the story was actually myself. Read carefully to confirm it.
Yours truly,
By ur most lovable, incredible, hugable, kissable, most-sincere, most-honest and reliable,
Muhammmad Asyraf Bin Rosli of 2/5.
P.S
Impersenator, phatboy, gangstah, bus3rd 39 and basted39 is not me at all.
The person is......
We'll be back for Season 2 in Who's Who.....so stay tuned.
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